do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
Dorte Limkilde and Carrie Anne Burton wear Rodarte’s SS08 Looks in the 2011 issue of Grey Magazine (photo by Nan Goldin).
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen